So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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