So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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