why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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