Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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