You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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