Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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