i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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