Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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