i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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