My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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