He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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