at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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