What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
vagina is talking i cant
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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