That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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