Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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