fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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