Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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