D3 body, D1 cock
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He shit in the fireplace
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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