Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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You're like the curious george of whores
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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