she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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