he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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