I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You can't special order awesome
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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