Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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