Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
