S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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