I think I am morally bankrupt
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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