At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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