You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Pants are for mortals
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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