and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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