i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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