Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Of course I have a pirate flag
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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