Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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