you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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