Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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