How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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