I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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