i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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