i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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