Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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