Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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