Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We had sex on a dog bed..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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