kristin has been a bad kristin
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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