im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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