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so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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