Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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