i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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