Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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