her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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