i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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