fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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