She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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