ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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