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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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